A short story about a man who wakes up as a God.
A short story about the time I went on Ian Pin’s stag weekend to Guinea Bissau in West Africa and I first began noticing that I should take my pills because I did a Mastermind with a bison’s head. My mate DogDolphin grew pelican’s legs.
A short story about the time I turned my loft into a country farm and then went to meet my friend Topiary Fenugreek who lived on the Isle of Sheppey in a van with Dave Benson Philips and bred dogs.
A short story about the time I went to Limehouse Basin to see my South African friend DogDolphin who was living on a red boat and owned a ouijaboard.
A short story about the time I used the train inside out and took a trip up to Macclesfield to visit Kenny shipment who had started a new band and invited me to help out at gig.
A short story about the time I went to meet my friend Corky Jackson who had a job in advertising, working for a man who kept putting gibber powder up his nose beak.
A short story about meeting Yarnold Pentecost who’ recently got a tattoo of some soil and a trip to visit Clark Bunting who is attempting to break the record for digging the deepest hole in the world.